David Walliams Challenge

Who doesn't love the amazing author David Walliams? Well, in Room 6 we were lucky enough to read a book called The World's Worst Children which is one David Walliams books he wrote. While reading it we recognised some alteration, and onomatopoeia in the sentences so since David Walliams has a cool and unique writing style we thought that we could try to write just like him. Some of Room 6's titles where really funny like, Obnoxious Olivia, Lockie who loved Literature and Arguing Annabelle. The next stage was drawing an illustration that matched the character but I did not get up to that stage. Here is my writing!

Lockie Who Loved Literature

You may think that it is good to have a child who loves
literature… BUT YOU ARE WRONG! Kids who always
have their nose in a book pay no attention in class,
WHATSOEVER! One example of this is Lockie. Lockie
loved literature so much that he had piles of books in
his room and he had to take the roof off so he could
fit in his Harry Potter Series. He wore an orange
cardigan with a Brain on it and blue trousers that
overlapped his bright pink crocs. The boy never
had time to trim his hair or cut his nails, so he
used his golden pigtails for bringing hundreds of
books home and his nails were two metres long
and were chipped from turning billions of pages,
as well. Lockie's face had two eyes that looked
as if someone had cracked some eggs onto his
flat chubby face, whilst mistaking it for a plate
and when he moved his head they fell into place.
One day he had to go to the dentist but he had
his nose in a book so Lockie accidentally walked
into the Plastic Surgery Unit. When he came he
had duck lips that looked like someone had stuck
two sausages together. 

At Big Potato Elementary lots of kids called him
names like Bookworm and Big Brain but he didn’t
really take any notice because he was too busy
reading. Lockie lived in a town called Potatoton
which had a population of 200 but everyone got
sick of Lockie not paying attention to ANYTHING
so they left so now there are 50 people who live
there. Here’s where our story starts…

On one normal school day, Lockie was reading
the last one hundred pages of Stacy Gregg’s
The Lazy Horse in Science when Miss Jefferson
screamed out,” It’s raining Skittles, go and
get buckets, children!” “ But we are in the
middle of dissecting octopus hearts,” Exclaimed
Tony. The teacher ignored him and scurried
outside, to begin filling her stinky socks with
the rainbow lollies. While everyone was outside
Lockie sat quietly reading and not even noticing
the gigantic green skittle hurtling towards him.
Just as he was reading the last sentence of his
book it crashed through the roof with a BOOOOM.
And that was the last anyone saw of the literature
loving boy. So what’s the moral of the story, you
may ask? Well, just remember to pay ATTENTION
in class otherwise your favourite confectionery
might just crush you to death!